Miniskirts are Illegal

Yes they are illegal – in your mother’s house! I have been trying to understand what makes some men feel the need to undress women who they claim to be inappropriately dressed. But however hard I try, it does not add up. Two things come to mind. First, if they were genuinely concern about the inadequacy of covering on these women, then the logical thing would be to find them extra clothing. It makes absolutely no sense to uncover someone completely for the purpose of helping that person to be better covered.

Secondly, if these men lived in the sixties and seventies, they would have had to become professional ‘undressers’. They would have been very busy since about 80% of modern women then wore miniskirts or mini dresses. I remember my mum showing us one of her dresses and we thought it was a blouse.  We wondered if our Dad had allowed her to go out in that to which she coolly replied that it was him who had bought it for her.

Anyone who watches music videos on TV is hypocritical if he claims that any woman walking our streets is indecently dressed. Those videos can make any parent cringe and I personally can’t watch especially when am with my children. I can bet that most of those self-appointed ‘morality policemen’ watch those videos when they get home from a ‘hard day’s work’. I am sure they are addicted to their daily share of ‘skin’ and that is the reason they can’t be content with merely what is revealed by a miniskirt. They have to get more – much much more.

The rights I have as a man to wear short shorts and tight trousers that leave nothing to imagination, or loose vests that reveal my nipples, are the same rights that a woman has to wear whatever she damn pleases. I think the only way someone can legally undress a woman for indecency is if such a law was passed, and that person was made the official enforcer. Before then, let us keep our hands off women, and look away if they pass provocatively in front of us. This however is only my personal view and as you know, I am not an expert in these matters. I am only a layman.