Thursday, 29 October 2015

The Joy of Handling Stolen Property



Handling stolen property is a capital offence – according to the Law Books. It is however a minor misdemeanour according to many Kenyans. Some even consider it an honour and a sign of good judgement. This is because, in Kenya, you are only a thief if you are caught.

Mobile Phones
Mobile phones are no longer the status statement they used to be when they first arrived. They are now a basic necessity and few people can function without them. Mobiles are now available with a wide variety of functions and features. This also means that they range in price from a few hundred shillings to more than a hundred thousand. It is understandable that everybody would like to have an expensive phone. What is not so obvious to me is why someone would buy a phone that is likely to be stolen just so that he can show off its unique features that are completely useless to him.

 I have seen people telling some youth in their neighbourhood, “nitafutie simu” (find me a phone). My question is; where do you expect your young neighbour’s son to get you a phone when you know very well he does not own a phone shop? Aren’t you the one encouraging him to become a thief? You do all this because you are comfortable enjoying something that belongs to someone else irrespective of whether the owner is receiving a drip in hospital or biting cotton wool in a mortuary as a result of the extraction method.

Household Items
When I was growing up, entertainment was rare and was not considered a need. Most homes only had radios just for tuning in to the news but few had phonographs. For those too young to understand, a phonograph was the ancestor of today’s CD player and was used for playing music using what were referred to as vinyl records. Today, literally every home can boast of a colour TV and a DVD player. The demand, particularly of DVD players is such that when a burglar breaks into a house, it is the first thing he looks for. This, I am told, is because the demand for the gadget is so high that the thief is guaranteed of selling it on the same day.

The new owner of the stolen DVD will probably proudly show it off to his friends and boast of how cheaply he got it especially considering the advanced features it has. He will not care whose house was broken into or whose wife got raped in the process.

Auctions
One can get good items at auctions for extremely friendly prices. Auctions are supposed to sell items that have been repossessed by money lenders of one kind or other. The items are supposed to be cheap because their reserve price should be the balance outstanding from the borrowed money. Inasmuch as auctions involve a lot of tears for those who are being auctioned, they are perfectly legal. I have however heard that some unscrupulous auctioneers use them as (dis)honest fronts for quietly disposing stolen items. The thought that I could be buying stolen property in disguise makes me wary of auctions.

Dirty Sack-Laden Parking Boys (Men)
I have observed parking boys who normally rummage through garbage and carry big (and usually oily) sacks. I hear most of them are looking for waste things such as oil filters (don’t ask), paper, plastics, and wires, which they later go and sell to recyclers. That sounds innocent enough. I have also unreliably heard that some of them use the big sacks as camouflaged transportation for stolen items such as radios and other electronics. Don’t quote the Layman on this one, it is just a rumour – I have never inspected any of the dirty sacks.

Guns for Hire
I recently read about a policeman who lost his gun while on duty. This would have been bad enough as it was; only it was not. This was the second official firearm the same policeman was losing. It was considered to be a highly suspicious case and had more than meets the eye but I don’t know how it was concluded. There have been reports in the past that some policemen have hired out their official guns to thugs. The policemen are so comfortable with handling stolen property that they are willing to facilitate in its acquisition. God save us!

P.S. I have been thinking; corruption is still theft but by a different name and scale. It is such a joy for those who partake in it.  

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